Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Crystal Ball

My Hollywood predictions for the next 365 days, whether you care or not:

1) Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon will be separated and divorced
2) Miley Cyrus will be photographed at a dance club drinking something alcoholic
3) Britney Spears will be arrested for something
4) Lindsay Lohan will be back in rehab
5) Paris Hilton will not help children in Iraq even though she promised she would
6) Another 16-year-old actress or singer will get pregnant
7) The opening night for The Dark Knight will exceed all expectations as a tribute to Heath Ledger
8) I unfortunately will be watching Mamma Mia the Movie on that night

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