Here is a list of people and topics I really don't want to read or hear anything more in the news about:
1) Heather Mills (please go away now)
2) Britney Spears (you serve no purpose on this planet)
3) Paris Hilton (obviously you forgot all those things you promised to do after you went to jail; obviously you have no brain)
4) New York government officials sleeping around (is it that big a deal in this day and age?)
Just a rant before bed.