Friday, January 04, 2008

Enough Already

The biggest news today (or rather the event that garnered the most reporting) was not about the Iowa caucuses or the unrest in the Middle East, it's about Britney Spears. Who cares? Enough already. You can feel sad for her if you want but please can we just stop reporting about her 24/7? I will pay Shaw Cable extra just to block out any news reports concerning Britney or her soon to be just as skanky sister. And this also applies to Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton. These four people serve absolutely no purpose in this world, other than to be idols for American teenagers (and younger) who don't know any better. I would feel sorry for their families but the families (especially the mothers) are just as much to blame. Damn Americans (sorry Johnny).

And now back to your regularly scheduled programming.


John said...

What? Ban fine young american girls from your home?!

Jason said...

FINE American girls are more than welcome in my home. Natalie Portman, Keira Knightley, Charlize Theron, Scarlet Johansson. As for the OTHER four, no thank you.