Our friends to the South haven't had much to talk about in the entertainment world ever since the Great American Hero Britney Spears appears to actually be turning her life around. Paris Hilton is back to her partying ways but at least she isn't driving much. Lindsay Lohan will be back in rehab soon but she's keeping it quiet. Britney's sister will be on maternity leave soon. All is well in the Land of Skankville.
And then, as if on cue, the world awaits the new issue of Vanity Fair featuring the 15-year-old Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana) in a series of "tasteful" photos showing her bare back. The pedophiles of the world aren't going to sleep much tonight. Vanity Fair will probably sell more issues than they have for a long time. Miley will begin her obviously planned transformation from Mickey Mouse Club member (oh sorry, Hannah Montana star, no difference really) into slut. In her next interview she will claim to not be a virgin. Pretty soon she'll be caught coming out of a limousine without underwear. She could possibly shave her head and perhaps she may hit cars with her umbrella. Gee, I swear this sounds familiar.
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